Nonexistent Careers I Would Excel In
Professional gift giving Professional lip-syncing while walking Body Double for TV and movies, but only for tripping and other acts of clumsiness
Author: carleem12
Hi! I’m Carlee. I’m a sophomore at Vanderbilt University and I’m from a suburb in Texas you’ve never heard of. I love dancing, writing, and pretending I’m a good singer
A Better Title for one of my Favorite Spotify Playlists: If I Was a Rich Girl, I Would Have Ordered Dessert
Rich Girl by Gwen Stefani Money, Money, Money by Mamma Mia Cast Glamorous by Fergie Bills, Bills, Bills by Glee Cast Bills by LunchMoney Lewis Price Tag by Jessie J and B.o.B Cheap Thrills by the Bellas (Pitch Perfect 3) Billionaire by Glee Cast Gold Digger by Kanye West and Jamie Foxx
Favorite Books Part 3
After by Amy Efaw Wuthering Heights by Emily Brönte Love and Gelato by Jenna Evans Welch
Things I Miss More than My Parents
High-Quality Tex-Mex of the Mi Cocina or Torchy’s variety My dogs My car, not to actually drive somewhere but to listen to music in Calc Tests that were AP curved(even though I don’t know what I got on my first Calc test yet) Not having to climb up and down from my bed Chick-fil-a Real … Continue reading Things I Miss More than My Parents
Words I Cherish Part 4
“I’m too young to die and too old to eat off the kid’s menu. What a stupid age I am!”-Jason Mendoza(The Good Place) “Speak your mind but ride a fast horse”- Anonymous(a coaster in Ted’s Montana Grill) “Reading is the key that opens doors to many good things in life. Reading shaped my dreams, and … Continue reading Words I Cherish Part 4
When I Think of You
I think of how much your light shines to everyone you come across. I think of your silliness that I hope you never lose. I think of how much I have watched you grow, and not just literally. I think of the passion and determination you put into nearly everything you do. I think of … Continue reading When I Think of You
A Song Lyric I Love
I was born for this, born for this It’s who I am, how could I forget? I made it through the darkest part of the night And now I see the sunrise -Glorious by Macklemore ft. Skylar Grey
Words I Cherish Part 3
“Happier people are prettier”-Kristen Bell “I was pre-successful”-Jason Mendoza(The Good Place) “Everybody’s a train wreck in their own very special way. But there’s something wildly freeing about someone who’s unapologetic, who knows they’re a wreck and doesn’t even try to hide it, just bulldozes through life”- Melissa McCarthy
SNL Skits I Watch Instead of Studying Part 1- Stefon:
“New York’s hottest club is Your Mother and I Are Separating. Don’t be fooled by the charred Red Lobster sign out front. This club is a burned down Red Lobster. It has everything: a shake for breakfast. A shake for lunch. A sensible dinner. Those shoes that nurses wear. And you can dance the night … Continue reading SNL Skits I Watch Instead of Studying Part 1- Stefon:
Me in college vs. my friend Margaret in college:
Me: Finishes all of Spanish HW for the semester in September Margaret: Learns she has a paper due for a class the day before it’s due Me: Wakes up at 6 every morning and gets a lot of homework done before my 9 am Margaret: Waits until the very last minute to do anything Me: … Continue reading Me in college vs. my friend Margaret in college:
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